nothing like a microwave timer to remind u that ur perception of time is shit
u set that fucker to 45 seconds, go to grab something from another room thinking ur food will be done when u get back, u get back and its’ like 31 seconds left
or you set it to 5 minutes, go to sit down, and it beeps as soon as you sit
spotify gives you all of your stats at the end of every year and makes you a playlist of your top 100 songs, makes you six (6) personalized playlists every day, And a playlist every monday of new music based on your listening history and yall still gonna say apple music is better? i have to laugh
The only people allowed to approach me in public are dogs
obviously cats don’t need my fucking permission
